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the fossil record .. [ballet shoes] ..
one set of marking tapes, three different locations
good birds may fly .. [the talisman] ..
no getting off the seabrook island express now, kiddies
in defeat .. [dragonlance] ..
tanis captured, just like the first time
ode .. [emily of new moon] ..
ilse thinks she knows
with his shield .. [little men] ..
the prodigal returns to plumfield
character .. [david copperfield] ..
mr. murdstone disciplines young davy
act of frith .. [watership down] ..
hazel-rah, at the end of it all
the dark night .. [supernatural] ..
the enemy are a cowardly and superstitious lot
great northern .. [twin peaks] ..
audrey spends some time with her special agent
the body (learns) .. [buffy the vampire slayer] ..
what you think in those moments between heartbeats
joke sign .. [monty python] ..
in-between the drinking, sometimes it makes sense
between hay and grass .. [deadwood] ..
joanie's running out of places to get a drink
the underground awaits .. [the simpsons] ..
springfield funerals are the best kind
keep your palms flat .. [futurama] ..
breaking in your hands might just break your head
water and bones .. [lost] ..
is there such a thing as a rice queen?
eiji and the terrible dark secret .. [prince of tennis] ..
love in the time of ponta
the devil you know .. [bono/bono] ..
that lovie dovie stuff
survival of .. [the oc] ..
welcome to the disaster aftermath, bitch
shut this shit down, ladies .. [rescue me] ..
tommy gavin's usually at the end of his rope
my kind of town .. [ocean's eleven] ..
oh, but where can we get some privacy?
scenes of passion .. [gosford park] ..
henry, before england and the revelation
gunslingers .. [queer as folk uk] ..
how manchester translates stateside, but with no funny accents
lowercase .. [igby goes down] ..
igby's running free, but ollie's just where he's always been
the language of kings .. [the 13th warrior] ..
ahmed teaches and perhaps so does buliwyf
poignancy is lost here .. [ocean's eleven] ..
rusty likes to eat things, and danny has something to say
she wore the dress .. [harry potter] ..
the patils are not the kicky fun kind of twins
miss me .. [harry potter] ..
the train ride is always the best part
and puppydog tails .. [harry potter] ..
sirius only does it because he cares, really
better than weird .. [harry potter] ..
the maurauders, if they were *nsync
sing sing sing .. [harry potter] ..
for once, ron gets the better of hermione
beyond the war .. [tour of duty] ..
that big plane back to the world
consolations .. [tour of duty] ..
growing up myron was pretty hard
going down .. [tour of duty] ..
check out our vietnam romance comedy stylings!
painting by numbers .. [tour of duty] ..
arts and crafts will make everything better!
seek out his wickedness .. [tour of duty] ..
you never know what sinister thing will turn up
some kind of mushroom .. [tour of duty] ..
it's never a bad idea to have a body swap
y'done good .. [tour of duty] ..
sgt. anderson knows how to welcome a guy to the 'nam